my hair looks really cute rn and also my mom bought one of my pokemon shirts but it didnt fit her so she gave it to me to share w/ my sister
- It’s called Master of the Universe.
- It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
- E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
- Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks.
- She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
- They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
- This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
- Because the human body doesn’t work like that.
- This is my reaction to everything else:
- Because the english language doesn’t work like that.
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just dropped, so here’s a link to the original Twilight fanfiction that the book is “based” off of, because if you’re gonna read the book before you see the movie you might as well read it in its original format.
Reblogging because the reaction gifs are spot on.
I couldn’t stand FSOG and couldn’t make it past the sporking of the second book - but if you’re interested in the “original” fanfiction, now you have it. And if you’re interested in some genius sporking of it:
The audio ones are the best.
- me in 2012: *tags a reblogged text post with relatable content 'same'*
- me in 2014: *tags a picture of a cabbage cut in half 'same'*
The Nyfeli race are a race on my headworld, Earth 2, and they are basically just rainbow fluff centaurs with three eyes
- There are 4 genders recognized in Nyfeli society: female, male, rrenn, and vvenn
- Rrenn is a female born with the ability to shape-shift into a dove-like second form, rrenn also are unable to bear children or even become pregnant, they have female parts down there, but not a reproductive system; vvenn are similar to rrenn but they have male parts and their second form is more crow-like in appearance
- Regular male and female Nyfeli cannot shapeshift at all, but they can learn other magics, as can rrenn and vvenn
- Rrenn pronouns: rree, rrer, rrers; Vvenn pronouns: vvee, vvim, vvis
- Nyfeli in general are extremely colorful, and Nyfeli even from the same family can be totally different colors from their parents and each other, pigmentation genes are the “wild cards” in Nyfeli genetics
- They can live up to 100 years or more, and their diet consists of fish, vegetation, and fruits, but rarely any red meat
- Black-furred and white-furred Nyfeli are EXTREMELY RARE and are considered good omens for their families and those they have befriended
- Nyfeli are stocky and short, but they are strong and very hard workers, which was why in times long past they were often sold into slavery to work in the homes and lands of humans and anthros, but about the time the human species died out, so did the Nyfeli slave trade; in the present, they experience minor prejudice in the work place and are often hired only for manual labor jobs, but many Nyfeli are able to get higher education and become intelligent and productive members of society
- As written in the reference, males are more often the caretakers of the children, and a stay-at-home dad is more common than a stay-at-home mom; the same goes for vvenn and rrenn parents
- Vvenn and rrenn tend to couple up and adopt a child or two since they can’t have their own, but this is not limited to vvenn and rrenn couples only; a female and her rrenn or vvenn partner may adopt, or vice versa
- Nyfeli twins and triplets are very common, one baby at a time is rare and sometimes seen as a sign of bad luck/poor family health (unless the baby has been adopted, but normally another child is adopted at the same time)
- If you have any questions or can’t read what I wrote, please ask me, because the redesign of an old race is very much a work-in-progress, so your questions will probably spark some info that needs to be figured out
Thanks for reading this far!